janemba:

u ever flirt w someone purely out of fun and then ur like omg i kinda meant that!?

(via watthefuckjustin)

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

(Source: communistbakery, via g-iggle)

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."

Unknown (via ven0moth)

(Source: quotethat, via hannahurricane)

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